Anyone get the license plate number of that bus that ran over me this morning?
And the gnomes who are driving thumbtacks in my knees, give it a rest already!
Elmo is letting me know how unhappy he is that his food bowl is empty. He should know the drill... he's got about another 90 minutes to go.
Stepped in a big puddlecof water I didn't see in the dark and now my left shoe is squishy
To the cat who never met a meal he didn't like: I'm turning up the speakers on my computer because it's NOT time for you to be fed. Can it!
And the gnomes who are driving thumbtacks in my knees, give it a rest already!
Elmo is letting me know how unhappy he is that his food bowl is empty. He should know the drill... he's got about another 90 minutes to go.
Stepped in a big puddlecof water I didn't see in the dark and now my left shoe is squishy
To the cat who never met a meal he didn't like: I'm turning up the speakers on my computer because it's NOT time for you to be fed. Can it!
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