What bots do when we're sleeping

played the 'are not'/ 'are too' during the wee hours of the morning between LJ bot and Trillian's auto responses:

02:35] *** Auto-reply sent to LJ Bot (Frank) (bot): I am currently away from the computer.
[02:35] LJ Bot (Frank) (bot): I don't know what that means. I'm actually pretty stupid. Type 'help' for help.
[02:35] *** Auto-reply sent to LJ Bot (Frank) (bot): I am currently away from the computer.
[02:35] LJ Bot (Frank) (bot): I don't know what that means. I'm actually pretty stupid. Type 'help' for help.
[02:35] *** Auto-reply sent to LJ Bot (Frank) (bot): I am currently away from the computer.
[02:35] LJ Bot (Frank) (bot): I don't know what that means. I'm actually pretty stupid. Type 'help' for help.
[02:35] *** Auto-reply sent to LJ Bot (Frank) (bot): I am currently away from the computer.
[02:35] LJ Bot (Frank) (bot): I don't know what that means. I'm actually pretty stupid. Type 'help' for help.
[02:35] *** Auto-reply sent to LJ Bot (Frank) (bot): I am currently away from the computer.
[02:35] LJ Bot (Frank) (bot): I don't know what that means. I'm actually pretty stupid. Type 'help' for help.
[02:35] *** Auto-reply sent to LJ Bot (Frank) (bot): I am currently away from the computer.
[02:36] LJ Bot (Frank) (bot): Error talking to goat. He must've fallen asleep. Say it again?
[02:36] *** Auto-reply sent to LJ Bot (Frank) (bot): I am currently away from the computer.

And so on and so forth until the last two lines:

[03:00] *** Auto-reply sent to LJ Bot (Frank) (bot): (none)
[03:00] LJ Bot (Frank) (bot): I don't know what that means. I'm actually pretty stupid. Type 'help' for help.

When I pasted it into Word, it translated into (after formatting for the same font/size):
9 pages of text
8729 words
41,654 characters no spaces
50,383 characters with spaces
500 paragraphs
500 lines

*Note to self--- shut down Trillian next time